This poem can be sung if you know the song “Big Bad John” by “Jimmy Dean
Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Early every morning he texts out his lies
Stands five foot eleven and weighs 245
Dementia has set in and he’s lost his grip
He and his billionaire friends are joined at the hip to “Dumb Don”
Big Dumb Don
(Dumb Don)
He used to call New York his home
They kicked him out and he was forced to roam
Seems like this whole state had it with this guy
They were tired of his corruption and they waved bye bye to “Dumb Don”
His first term as President was the worst anyone had seen
As for the second one, it has become totally obscene
Too little too late for America to understand
This man fancies himself a Dictator of this land, “Dumb Don”
Big Dumb Don
(Dumb Don)
United States and Canada were both doing fine
Trump took over his nation and now things don’t align
Decades of harmony we had in the past
Since he issued his tariffs it is now fading fast thanks to “Dumb Don”
“Trump” and his “Republicans” are putting “Americans” through hell
As for us “Canadians” we are doing well
The fiasco in “America” is now well known
Because of your botched leadership you will have to face it alone because of “Dumb Don”
“Big Dumb Don”
Dumb Don
“Trump’s” family and his “billionaire” friends are getting richer and still can’t get enough
The future of “America” is looking pretty tough
The “free trade agreement” with “Canada” couldn’t be saved
“Trump” wanted too much and we gave him a one fingered wave, thanks to “Dumb Don”
He tried to pressure us but we didn’t back down
We didn’t give in to this orange coloured clown
Trying to pressure our negotiations was the end of the line
It only brought us “Canadians” closer and we are all doing fine, thanks to Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
(Dumb Don)
Our nation has come together and we are proud of it
We now have to retaliate with “tariffs” to “America” and it will hurt a bit
Decades of friendship destroyed, I don’t understand
Just because “America” refuses to rein in this corrupt man
Big Dumb Don
(Dumb Don)
(Dumb Don)
Big Dumb Don
The Black Sheep Poet 