Poem 290: North Bay’s Annual Event

I ran into this swarm three weeks ago to be exact

Not knowing if I was safe or under attack

They seemed to be everywhere that I went

Sometimes totally surrounding me and causing torment

I just chose to shun them and continue on my way

Ignoring their advances each and every day

It started with just a few but their numbers seemed to increase

No matter where I ventured the harassment would never cease

They seemed to be building and occupying more space

I even seen a few of them hanging out near my place

I was determined to ignore them and not change my course

With each passing day it just seemed to go from bad to worse

Just trying to dismiss them was becoming a strain

But I continued to persevere time and time again

The word was getting out and people were avoiding this area altogether

I seldom ran into anyone even in the best of weather

Friends that I always ran into while I was down there

This area had become a ghost town, there was no one anywhere

The swarm became so thick they were now under your feet

I continued on valiantly, not giving in to defeat

I walked through the parks and inhaled all that stench

The numbers were alarming and you dared not try to sit on a bench

Last week I noticed that their numbers were whittling down

There seemed to be less of their appearances all over town

With their numbers diminishing, they were less of a threat

There was never anything to worry about and there’s no need to fret

I have been going through this cycle my whole life

Even though they still bother my daughters and wife

The shadflies that invade our area are a good sign

We should become concerned if they begin to decline

Those of you that have been worried and were feeling faint hearted

It’s time to return to downtown and the waterfront, the shadflies have departed

Poem 289: Breakup With America

There is an old saying “Every dog has its day”

Another one is “That’s the price you have to pay”

“Do you think that this is just another game?”

“You go to the penalty box and you feel shame”

We also heard “Who says life is fair?”

Or “Why don’t you grow yourself  a pair?”

“We could have won but our team fell flat”

“That’s a great solution, I never thought of that”

When you get upset you might say “For goodness sake”

Then yell at somebody “Give your head a shake”

These are expressions that you may have heard or said

Depending on the situation so many thoughts go through your head

The level of frustration seems to be increasing at any rate

This is thanks to the idiot who is now head of the “United States”

He seems to have no boundaries and has no morals at all

The rich are getting richer and the poor are taking the fall

There was speculation that “Trump’s” big beautiful bill would not pass

Of course being loyal minions they caved and kissed his ass

This has horrendous results for millions seeking medical care

The “Republicans” were all smiles in the photo-op they shared

Of course the timing for this event was the fourth of July

The ones most affected are still backing this guy?

This “MAGA” agenda is in full stride and looks like there’s no stop

Meanwhile “Canada” and the “European Union” are not waiting for the  other shoe to drop

They are making plans to help one another and lessening their reliance on the “States”

They are tired of “Donald Trump” and his “tariff constraints”

Most feeling that “America” is going from bad to worse

Both decided to get together and take another course

Tired of dealing with a tyrant that needs his ego stroked

Telling lies about your country and being provoked

The “United States” has changed with “Trump” in charge as we are so well aware

Years from now after this breakup we can say “We dodged a bullet there!”

Poem 288: Hockey And Summer

The NHL season is now over and done

Once again the “Florida Panthers” have won

One win was close but the other three they blew “Edmonton” out

The last game proved they were champions in case there was any doubt

Now we have to wait until October to see another game

No glory for “Canada”, it really is a shame

Summer is officially here and the weather has been nice

It is only fitting that these athletes get a break from the ice

The draft is scheduled for this weekend coming up

Each team hoping they’ll get closer to winning the “Stanley Cup”

Already there are so many trade rumours leading up to this event

 The upcoming months filled listening to their fans discontent

We can now put this sport in the rear view mirror

Time goes so fast, enjoy the summer while it’s here

We’ve had some storms the last few days but I won’t complain

I wish it would head out west, they could use all this rain

I’m sticking close to home today, the humidex is high

If you venture out to long, you are going to fry

It’s too hot to sit on the front porch for any length at all

Should you stay or should you go? This is your call

Some will be able to handle the heat while others will cower

It all depends on how your body reacts to this solar power

Closer to daybreak will help you accomplish your feat

Best to get up early, this way you can avoid the heat

It’s getting to be a pattern that is happening every year

Who thought that “global warming” would have such an effect up here

With the forests burning starting early in the spring

This phenomenon seems to be an annual thing

Coast to coast these drought areas can burst into flames

This time we have only ourselves to blame

World leaders ignoring “global warming” are making things worse

How much longer will mankind survive if we remain on this course?

The topic that I started with has really gone astray

Instead of carrying on I am going to finish it this way

Next week I will try to narrow the subject down to one

Thanks for reading and now my poem is officially done

Poem 287: Dictator Wannabe

Patriotic quotes to honour “America” is what I looked up today

All said by “Americans” and they believed what they had to say

“Where liberty is, there is my country” is a “Benjamin Franklin” quote

“This is your democracy, make it, protect it, pass it on” is what “Thurgood Marshall” wrote

“Ruth Bader Ginsburg” said “America welcomes all kinds of people to its shores”

She must be rolling in her grave because that certainly doesn’t apply anymore

There was so many excerpts to read and see

Just for an example I only chose these two or three

These people believed in what they had to say

What would they think if they were alive today?

With this man back in charge, “America” has seemed to have lost its glow

The rest of the  world is wondering how much lower they can go?

He’s alienated so many countries with his “tariffs” ploy

His fellow “Republicans” stand behind him with their “attaboys”

He’s deporting immigrants whether they’re legal or not

They have masked marauders who are arresting them on the spot

He has so many law suits pending and they come at quite a cost

Of the ones that were presented, 96% of them he’s lost

The “Supreme Court” gave him a ruling to stop this immigration abuse

He just continues to ignore them, so what’s the use?

He sent his “National Guards” to a peaceful protest in “L.A.”

It wasn’t getting violent until they got in the way

Meanwhile in “Washington D.C.” traffic is behind and delayed

That’s because all the military equipment is arriving for his parade

This will show his dictator buddies that he has the ultimate power

He can pretend he is one of their group for at least a couple of hours

Between twenty five and fourty five million for this “parade and festival show”

Another sixteen million dollars more to street repairs after they go

This is to mark the 250th anniversary of the “U.S. Army” as a celebratory event

It just happens to fall on “Donald Trump’s” 79th birthday, so it’s money well spent?

He will stand on his pulpit and talk of the so-called L.A. riots of course

This insane extravaganza could just turn out a whole lot worse

Poem 286: Mowing The Yard

June the first was a busy day

It was officially the end of “No Mow May”

Now it was time for me to do my part

Anxiously hoping that my lawnmower would start

I was up early to rise and shine

Didn’t start cutting the grass until after nine

Before that I moved some concrete scallops from their place

I made plans to move them to another space

There are these yellow flowers that I can’t seem to eliminate

This year I have decided just to tempt fate

Left to grow they would fill up my whole back yard

To tell you the truth, this decision wasn’t all that hard

The borders were moved so I could work in this flower bed

Once I got everything moved I could proceed full steam ahead

The grass was tall and thick so I had to adjust the mower’s height

If you are going to do a job, it’s best to do it right

It started with the first pull and it was now time to get into action

I was hoping that the early noise wouldn’t be too much of a distraction

It was well into the afternoon before all the work was done

Still impressed on how well that old mower could run

I’m thankful that it’s self propelled and can go with ease

If it didn’t I would skip the “No Mow May” and the hell with the bees

It’s a good cause and we saw so many bees working in our yard

Holding off until June doesn’t seem to be all that hard

Our yards look great and what a difference it makes

As for those flowers, here’s the plan I chose to undertake

To finish this story that I started to tell

I took the lawn mower to those yellow flowers as well

They are now reduced to one single row

Right up against our fence where they will continue to grow

This all turned out for the better instead

Now with my trusty mower they won’t be able to spread!

Poem 285: Toronto Maple Leafs

They were a powerhouse back in the day

“Scotiabank Arena” is packed every time they play

Still the most popular “Canadian” franchise and “hockey” is their game

So many of their former members are enshrined in the “Hall Of Fame”

Last week their fans showed their true despair

Throwing sweaters on the ice, they just didn’t seem to care

They went back to “Florida” and won by a two to zero score

Only to lose the seventh game and the fans rebelled even more

Now the “Leafs” are at a crossroads and so many rumours are flying

“Shanahan” and “Marner” are their scapegoats, there is no denying

They can’t fire a first year coach that got them to the second round

The latest gossip is that “Shanahan” is “New York Islanders” bound

Are they going to mend fences with “Marner” who vetoed a trade?

Some fans think if they had gotten “Rantanen” they would have had it made

They also were not happy with the performance of their “core”

Perhaps there were injuries, that’s why they couldn’t score?

There are so many stories coming out every day

Even seen one that says they are going to trade “Auston Matthews” away

Fact or fiction they are online for anyone who cares

Talk to a fan they are always eager to share

They don’t seem to like the silence that their new “Captain” has displayed

Said he should have elaborated on his injury and are totally dismayed

All looking for answers that they sorely seek

Not happy at all that he decided not to speak

I don’t know who’ll replace “Shanahan” but they have big shoes to fill

They have to make some big decisions and there’s no time to kill

A lot of the pieces are already set in place

They are  pretty well guaranteed to be in the playoff race

The draft is coming up and someone has to fill this role

Once again the “Stanley Cup” is their ultimate goal

With each passing day the pressure will be mounting

The drought is now fifty eight years and counting

Poem 284: Early Gardening

The weather has been unpredictable the last few days

I guess that is to be expected in these early weeks of May

Took advantage of the heat and spent lots of time outside

Even managed to get out and take the bicycle out for some long rides

The neighbours are busy trying to get their lawns in shape

This is another dilemma that I can’t seem to escape

I bought a dethatcher in an attempt to do some repairs

Now I have some areas that are coming up a little bare

I also purchased some grass seed and put my spreader into action

Thanks to all that work, it’s now all the bird’s favourite attraction

I also applied some grass feed to help it on its way

Then I took out the garden hose and gave it a little spray

I am hoping for the best to see some good results

So does this qualify me as being a responsible adult?

Most of my neighbours have cut their lawns in the past few days

Meanwhile I intend to stick to my guns with the “no mow May”

Not being much of a mechanic, my mower is in need of repair

Hopefully in the next two weeks I can bring it somewhere

I’ve had it over ten years and it hasn’t let me down

There must be someone reasonable who can fix it in this town

I also cleaned out the garden in front of all the dead debris

Will I see some benefits? I guess we can only wait and see

Been going to some garden centers and buying some stock

Just trying to keep up with the rest  of the neighbours on our block

I can’t plant anything until I get the green light

So here I am having to bring the plants in every night

Is it the first full moon in June that we have to wait?

This is another discussion that is up for debate

If you have annuals, I guess it can be concerning

Especially since I just received another frost warning

I guess the weather will change from day to day

Just looking forward to when the warm temperatures are here to stay

Poem 283: First Meeting

Looks like “Donald Trump” is on the “Canadian” bandwagon again

This man is an idiot, I think he is totally insane

Looks like this is a tactic to setup our new “Prime Minister”

Is this an evil plot? Could he really be that sinister?

Once again he is babbling about “Canada” being the 51st state

Will “Carney” be treated better than “Zelenskyy”? I guess we’ll have to wait

Calling “Trump” an evil genius is something that can never be applied

Yet I will never be able to figure out how come everyone bows to this guy

He is destroying their country a little bit more with each passing day

No one seems to be bothered by what he does or has to say

This is the way they seem to be handling the situation

Still they go around touting that they are the “world’s greatest nation”

I think it’s time they took a look into their crystal ball

This is not how the rest of the world sees them at all

They are being ridiculed by other nations everywhere

Yet they seem to carry on being totally unaware

Are they really that stupid and believe they have things in hand?

Or is this plan so diabolical that only they can understand?

Is putting tariffs on every country the first part of their scheme?

The billionaires are losing money or so it would seem?

Maybe these billionaires want to cripple the country and then bail the Americans out

Perhaps this is what all this total stupidity is all about

They had to wait till the “USA” elected a half wit at the top

Now that they had a taste of it, they cannot seem to stop

More buffoons appointed in key positions to take them off the scent

This way they take the onus off of “Trump”, that is money well spent!

They are pulling all the strings and “Trump” is their marionette

He likes to talk tough but you know he isn’t a threat

Talk back to him and he will retreat in a hurry

Been there done that, we’ve heard all the stories

I don’t believe our new “Prime Minister” is the gullible type

Go into the meeting “elbows up” and “don’t believe the hype”!

Poem 282: Just Answer The Question

There has been so much music that has been released over the years

Some are so passionate that they could bring you to tears

A lot of them are inspirational and strike you to your core

Many become “ear worms” because you want to hear them more

We discover new songs almost every day

I listen to these tunes as I continue on my way

No matter what genre you like to listen to

You have a favourite whether they are old or new

Here are some hits, not giving you any suggestions

All these titles came out and are asking you a question

Here are a few examples, I certainly can’t list them all

Some you may remember while others you can’t recall

“Peter Frampton” – “Do You Feel Like We Do?”

“Diana Ross” – “Do You Know Where You’re Going To?”

“Marvin Gaye” – “What’s Goin’ On?” was a big hit of his

“Chicago” – “Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?”

These are just a few examples, there are so many more

I’m pretty sure you must have heard these songs before

You may even know the words and can sing along

I have a “pet peeve” and perhaps I am wrong

You listen to these queries that they put out on the air

Do we ever get the answers? Does anybody care?

These melodies are decades old and still the solutions haven’t been resolved!

Perhaps I should try to just sit back and not get further involved!

I think there should have been follow ups to these big hits

Maybe I’m the only one who really gives a shit!

Okay I’m going overboard and have gone too far

I have to apologize for that profanity, that was truly bizarre

So many loose ends to songs that ask something of us

Maybe this is a topic that no one else wants to discuss

“This is something that I really want to know”

“Should I stay or should I go?”

Poem 281: Stop The Cycle

We will be electing a new “Prime Minister” a week from today

Who is going to win it all? It’s hard for me to say

There are a lot of issues and promises being made

Hoping for an undecided voter to be swayed

No matter who comes out on top , you play the cards your dealt

This cycle seems to continue like they are on a conveyor belt

I find that politicians are out of touch with the people they represent

They are more concerned with bickering with the opposition parties and building up resent

Boosting their images by bad mouthing the other sides

It has become the norm and we seem to take it all in stride

No one seems to cooperate with each other to help us common folk

As far as representing all of us it’s become a joke

Even if they pass a bill the bureaucracy slows it down

From the highest form of  government to the smallest of towns

Everything seems to be buried in a pile of red tape

This is a cycle that we cannot seem to escape

So if you wonder why we seldom see any results

Each party is more concerned with delivering their insults

They are fighting among themselves to gain the upper hand

We are the last things considered as far as I can understand

They are making big money for continuing with war and rage

While the rest of us are struggling to make a living wage

This is why the rest of us never seem to gain

You have to be a millionaire to even run a campaign

The rich are getting richer and we’re just here to vote them in

We never seem to prosper no matter who eventually wins

So many people are just getting by and living day to day

Their dreams of owning their own house is now fading away

This is happening to everyone no matter what party you choose to defend

We as Canadians are losing, how do we bring this to an end?

We have to work together and learn to engage

Can we back our chosen candidates on a “go fund me” page?