So the tariff war is continuing and I see no end in sight
Things have gone so wrong, will we ever get it right?
Looks like our next store neighbours are demanding some respect
Are we supposed to kiss “Trump’s” ass before or after we genuflect?
So rather go on a rant about this subject for another week
I decided to find some good news items that we sorely seek
Funny headlines that could only happen in “Canada” is the article I read
Here’s hoping I can bring you something comical instead
I surfed the net to find some cheerful news
In fact there was so many, it was hard for me to choose
I looked for stories that originated in “Canada” so we may relate
Not sure when these events occurred because they didn’t supply the date
RCMP officers in “Saskatchewan” got wind of an underage frosh party going down
It was happening north of “Regina” and “Lumsden” was the name of the town
They left a message on the party’s “Facebook” page instead
“Will bring chips and salsa and possible charges” is what they said
They kept their promise and setup a check and stop outside the party’s location
Making sure there was no drinking and driving after the celebration
In “Nova Scotia” a woman’s car was stolen from a parking lot
It turns out it wasn’t a carjacking like she originally thought
There was an identical car parked in the spot next to her
People are baffled on how this incident did occur
Seems like his key fob was able to start her car
He was riding around, I really don’t know how far
When he realized that this wasn’t his vehicle after all
He then proceeded to head back to that shopping mall
He stopped and filled her gas tank along the way
He tracked her down a little later in the day
I guess things went smooth, there was no major clash
The woman reimbursed him for the fuel and paid it in cash
“The Most Canadian Car Thief” is what the headline read
It was nice to write something amusing instead
The Black Sheep Poet 