There was a time in the United States when Donald Trump did not run
Didn’t know anything about his daughters or his sons
Long before this man had attained any appeal
Way before he published the art of the deal
Now he is back and has no bounds
Who thought it could be worse the second time around?
He wants to rename the “Gulf Of Mexico” and that’s not all
There’s talk of him wanting to continue his border wall
He started in January and isn’t even spring
Dealing with new tariffs seems to be his latest thing
His dedicated followers still believe everything he has to say
Not realizing how much money that they will have to pay
He looked north to “Canada” and this is what he sees
The fifty first state is what he wants it to be
Calling “Trudeau” the “Governor” of this land
How he got re-elected I will never understand
Some things aren’t going as planned
Is he still talking about purchasing “Greenland”?
Getting “Musk” to fire workers by email
Even his orange complexion is starting to pale
Are the tariffs coming? Yes or No?
Just make up your mind, we want to know
I know you don’t know the details
How do you decide is it just heads or tails?
There is something you should know
You’re decision making is a little slow
This has happened two months in a row
There is something that you aren’t realizin’
Us “Canadians” aren’t going to let you have your way
Turns out you may have to adjust your bookkeeping
Looks like your country will have to pay
How can you treat your neighbours this way?
This is the tip of the iceberg, we aren’t done
Clearing our shelves of “Kentucky” whiskey
We as a nation are united as one
How can you treat your neighbours this way?
This is the tip of the iceberg, we aren’t done
Elbows up, pull up your britches
We as a nation are united as one
We are “Canadians” we don’t usually complain
“Donald Trump” you are a royal pain
We can’t sit back and let you have your way
It’s not just us that will have to pay
“Ontario” shutting electric power down
Coming soon to one of your cities or towns
It’s going to cost your “truckers” a little more bread
Toll fees for truckers going to Alaska is coming instead
We are just at the bottom rung
We aren’t close to being done
Are you beginning to understand?
This is “Our Home And Native Land”
Alberta may cut off your oil
Is your blood coming to a boil?
Don’t try to land in our country on your “Air Force One”
You’re the only reason why all this trouble has begun
The friendship between our countries is real
When you are in power it loses its appeal
Maybe you have no intentions of making a proper deal
Once your term is over, our relationship will heal
The Black Sheep Poet 