There is a ridiculous story that I read in the news
It certainly is getting a whole pile of reviews
I’ve read the articles and watched the videos as well
So I said to myself “Oh what the hell”
This couple attended a musical on a Sunday night
Looks like things didn’t turn out alright
They were both thrown out as a matter of fact
Escorted off the premises during the second act
This ruckus was caused by “Lauren Boebert” and her male guest
It all started up when a pregnant woman made a request
Seems “Laura” was vaping and taking pictures during the play
The ushers came in and took both of them away
She was quoted as saying “Do you know who I am?”
Then shown giving the finger caught on the lobby cam
They proved she was lying because they have her on tape
After the woman asked her to stop, she continued to vape
There were more embarrassing antics that she had to address
The fact that her boyfriend was fondling her breast
Things just continued to escalate from there
Her touching his groin while he sat in his chair
She tweeted by saying she was guilty for laughing and singing too loud
But her story is changing now that the real truth is getting around
She now says “her public and difficult divorce has been a challenge for her”
This latest caper has created quite a stir
This all occurred in the riding that she represents
How does this compare to some of her previous events?
For “Laura” and the “Republican Party” this is just par for the course
This doesn’t even rate, they have done so much worse
Impeaching “Joe Biden” is the new agenda that is on their slate
As far as this theatre episode goes, it doesn’t even rate
“Scruples” is something this party does not possess
It’s already been forgotten would be my guess
The Black Sheep Poet 