I have to admit that I have written a lot about former president “Donald Trump”
Now I can relate to him every time I decide to take a dump
His diatribes about water pressure never resonated with me
Now though I hate to admit it, I think I have to agree
He wasn’t happy on how little the water flowed
The paper he was flushing, remained in the bottom of his commode
We play Russian roulette with ours now, every single day
This contraption decides whether are daily samples can go or stay
We go week to week with our daily wipe
Then comes the time when you eventually plug the pipe
We all know it happens when someone drops a deuce
Then we proceed down the basement and put our toilet snake to use
We have become pretty adept at doing this weekly chore
Then came the day we decided we don’t want to do this anymore
We decided to put an end to this continuing aggravation
That’s when we called a plumber to assess our situation
He couldn’t find any problems with any of the pipes
He suggested a new toilet and showed us different types
The model was installed later on that day
We thanked him for his work and he went on his way
It didn’t take long and this new toilet also would not drain
We called the plumber and they listened to us complain
They said they had a high flowing toilet that they could install
Should be here this Thursday and there will be no charge at all
This toilet’s flush is powerful enough to make a bag full of golf balls disappear
I can hardly wait for this new product to make its way to here
Can I retire that snake for good and be worry free?
I am still not convinced and will have to wait and see
A more powerful crapper!! Donald might have something there
This is a major complaint that both of us now share
Have I acquired some respect for this man? Not one single bit
Like the waste in my toilet, he is still a piece of shit
The Black Sheep Poet 