Poem 180: Lisa Laflamme

Being that I’m an early bird, I seldom watch any late night news

I search sites on the internet to get all the points of view

I try to make the effort of watching the six pm edition

Watching the eleven o’clock news to some, was a tradition

Once again I am going back to when there was just CBC or CTV

“Lloyd Robertson” or “Harvey Kirck” were the anchors for you to see

When you only had two national broadcasters, it was down to either or

Now with all the stations available there are so many more

This seemed to be a job for a seasoned veteran to hold

Every station anchor in Canada and America seemed to fit this mold

We all remember “Walter Cronkite” who did the news for CBS

His departing catchphrase “and that’s the way it is”

When they got this post, to all of them, it would appear

They were allowed to retain it until they called it a career

“Cronkite” was there for nineteen years before he said goodbye

“Harvey Kirck” spent twenty one years as CTV’s news guy

“Lloyd Robertson” holds the North American record and still is employed with CTV

Forty one consecutive years counting the ones at CBC

He was seventy seven when he did his final show

Still he reports on “W5”, how much longer can he go?

It finally did come time to find someone to fill his vacant space

“Lisa LafLamme was the chosen one selected to take his place

She got the word last week that her days doing the news was done

This would mean she would have an eleven year run

When matched against the men before her, it doesn’t even compare

The reason for her dismissal, the colour of her hair?

Since the beginning of the “Covid 19” crisis, she decided to let her hair go grey

Her contract hasn’t been renewed and she has been sent on her way

So “Lisa” has been ousted from “Bell Media’s network newscast

This has never happened to any of the other employees in the past

These men were given the luxury of calling their own shots

They were allowed to maintain their position now matter how old they got

Open letters accusing this company of “ageism” and “sexism” are starting to stack

“Lloyd Robertson” is defending her and says he has her back

The head of CTV news has gone on leave since issuing his decree

What will become of this? I guess it’s all wait and see

“Lisa” is not ready to call it quits and wants to continue through

As far as the network goes, I have no clue what they’ll do?

This is certainly looking like a solid case of abuse

“Lisa Laflamme” is now the major story in the news

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