Poem 88: Reality Does Suck

First let me state something that isn’t a lie

A fact that historians cannot deny

Donald Trump got more votes as an incumbent in any Presidential race

Thank God for all of us that he still ended up in second place

This means come January twentieth, hundreds of men and women will now be unemployed

Those poor fact checkers who tracked all his lies that kept us annoyed

For the past four years they have been working all day and night

What are they going to do now that Trump’s out of sight?

Joe Biden has won and is now the President elect

Something that the present occupier is choosing to neglect

He’s refusing to accept the outcome and now says he won’t go

I will try to put things in a context that he really should know

Let’s see he had Kanye and Kim visiting him in the west wing

So we all know that reality shows are his favourite thing

Using this premise, perhaps maybe his mind will begin to bend

Perhaps in this way Mr. Trump will finally comprehend

Think as if you are in the “Big Brother House” and watched as you move about

Then now think of “Survivor” and the “Tribal Council” has voted you out

This is as simple as I can put it as even you will be better able to see

I will now try to explain how the rest of your life could eventually be

I look at the group that people call your Presidential core

There are some members who could be extras on “The Jersey Shore”

I hope they are still loyal when you finally leave this place

I could bet you money they will all disappear without leaving a trace

You are now exposed and won’t be able to pardon yourself

It will be interesting to see how you are going to maintain your wealth

I know there is a lot owing to someone who invested in you

Bad Boy Bad Boy whatcha gonna do?

When you go bankrupt will they rename your resorts?

Perhaps your case can be heard in “The People’s Court”

I’m sorry the show is done and Judge Wapner has died

Is there another venue where you can be tried?

Lucky for you and your lawyer Rudy

Your case will be tried by “Judge Judy”

There she will control you and prevent you from going into your rants

And also keeping your lawyer from putting his hands down his pants

Now that your life has now gone from bad to worse

Your ever faithful wife will now file for divorce

Now you are single “The Bachelor” you certainly won’t get

But don’t count out Melania as the next “Bachelorette”

Your family will be devastated “There’s no money in the will”

Maybe they can have group therapy on “Dr. Phil”

Sorry to tell you but your case didn’t go very well

You tried to run but “Dog The Bounty Hunter” put you back in your cell

Don’t worry about anything even though outside you are a menace

There are plenty of people inside prison that would make you their “Apprentice”

Your room won’t be private so you aren’t the only one there

The toilet won’t be golden and you will all have to share

The surroundings, I have to tell you, will be all gray and drab

And there definitely will be no pussy for you to grab

You were finally convicted of tax fraud as well as being a sexual abuser

Congratulations Donald Trump, you are now “The Biggest Loser”