Wisconsin, thanks to their Supreme Court, is now an open State
I hope all the constituents are ready to accept their chosen fate
You see their Democratic Governor wanted to keep things manageable and go from day to day
The Republican led Supreme Court ruled otherwise, then threw the keys away
Now it’s wide open and the Wisconsonites are free
Donald Trump cheered the decision, imagine how happy he must be
This I think would be a good base to screen the country through
The Government should get on board and here’s what they should do
First, let all the residents out who have chosen not to stay
They don’t want to catch the virus and they have chosen not to play
Then you scour the Country and search for other folks
Start out with those people who think this pandemic is a Democratic hoax
Pay them for their visit and in the meantime we keep a tally
Maybe for incentive they can attend a Presidential rally
While this is happening, let the rest of the Nation have some fun
This way the process can be shared by everyone
You can have a lottery and get a number that would be assigned to a person there
The money they collect could be put towards each contestant’s care
Set a capacity for the population that could fit comfortably in this space
If someone succumbs to the virus, assign another to take their place
The new substitute’s number will still remain the same
This is how the ticket buyers will win this gambling game
The jackpot would go to the number that ends up being issued more than all the rest
In reality you would be pulling for the sickest instead of those who feel their best
Don’t look for the medical staff when you’re not feeling fine
You waved that privilege when you signed on that dotted line
This will be the only competition and you will have to catch it on pay per view
This will enable the Government to collect more revenue
Trump can pass out his hydroxychloroquine tablets as rivals come through the door
The quantities are unlimited in case you require some more
You can also ingest some Lysol spray and soak up all those ultra violet rays
Those are for those special followers who believe in everything he says
If you come to your senses and wish to get away from the rest
You will be quarantined for two weeks and must pass the required test
After a few weeks, those that are still alive
Might realize how lucky they are that they managed to survive
Perhaps it will finally sink into his followers that this virus is for real
After going through this process, Trump may lose some of his appeal
His disciples will finally see him for the moron that the rest of us have learned to hate
They’ll read all the tweets he posted and at long last get things straight
All of them, as a result, will be shaken to the core
They will refuse to endorse this clown anymore
Upset and puzzled how easily they have been deceived
Knowing now how little this man has actually achieved
We thought this pandemic would be the greatest of all our fears?
Can you fathom having Trump as President for another four more years?