Poem 62: Wisconsin

Wisconsin, thanks to their Supreme Court, is now an open State

I hope all the constituents are ready to accept their chosen fate

You see their Democratic Governor wanted to keep things manageable and go from day to day

The Republican led Supreme Court ruled otherwise, then threw the keys away

Now it’s wide open and the Wisconsonites are free

Donald Trump cheered the decision, imagine how happy he must be

This I think would be a good base to screen the country through

The Government should get on board and here’s what they should do

First, let all the residents out who have chosen not to stay

They don’t want to catch the virus and they have chosen not to play

Then you scour the Country and search for other folks

Start out with those people who think this pandemic is a Democratic hoax

Pay them for their visit and in the meantime we keep a tally

Maybe for incentive they can attend a Presidential rally

While this is happening, let the rest of the Nation have some fun

This way the process can be shared by everyone

You can have a lottery and get a number that would be assigned to a person there

The money they collect could be put towards each contestant’s care

Set a capacity for the population that could fit comfortably in this space

If someone succumbs to the virus, assign another to take their place

The new substitute’s number will still remain the same

This is how the ticket buyers will win this gambling game

The jackpot would go to the number that ends up being issued more than all the rest

In reality you would be pulling for the sickest instead of those who feel their best

Don’t look for the medical staff when you’re not feeling fine

You waved that privilege when you signed on that dotted line

This will be the only competition and you will have to catch it on pay per view

This will enable the Government to collect more revenue

Trump can pass out his hydroxychloroquine tablets as rivals come through the door

The quantities are unlimited in case you require some more

 You can also ingest some Lysol spray and soak up all those ultra violet rays

Those are for those special followers who believe in everything he says

If you come to your senses and wish to get away from the rest

You will be quarantined for two weeks and must pass the required test

After a few weeks, those that are still alive

Might realize how lucky they are that they managed to survive

Perhaps it will finally sink into his followers that this virus is for real

After going through this process, Trump may lose some of his appeal

His disciples will finally see him for the moron that the rest of us have learned to hate

They’ll read all the tweets he posted and at long last get things straight

All of them, as a result, will be shaken to the core

They will refuse to endorse this clown anymore

Upset and puzzled how easily they have been deceived

Knowing now how little this man has actually achieved

We thought this pandemic would be the greatest of all our fears?

Can you fathom having Trump as President for another four more years?

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