Poem 9: Song Parodies

Sometimes while watching or listening to news, some words in the program will trigger a song that we have all heard. The latest news has the Democrats in America looking for Donald Trump’s tax forms. This somehow reminded me of “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. I have named this one, “Never Gonna Give Them Up”. So if you know the tune, sing along.


I’m the leader of the Gov I Break the rules, I don’t know why
My taxes you want to get a hold of
Because you got them from every other guy

Now you really got my stomach reeling
Gonna continue with my plan

Never gonna give them up
As long as I’m around
Even though you say that I’m supposed to
I know you’re gonna try
l’ll continue with my lies
Cease and desist or I will sue you

I’ve been in office some say far too long
Investigations are following me, but
I can’t seem to shake it
Everyone is starting to realize what’s going on I got the veto and I’m gonna play it

And if you knew how much I’m stealing
You know how much in trouble I would be!

Never gonna give them up
As long as I’m around
Even though you say that I’m supposed to
I know you’re gonna try
l’ll continue with my lies
Cease and desist or I will sue you

Never gonna give them up
As long as I’m around

Never gonna give them up
As long as I’m around
Even though you say that I’m supposed to
I know you’re gonna try
l’ll continue with my lies
Cease and desist or I will sue you

Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give them up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give them up)

I’ve been in office some say far too long
Investigations are following me, but
I can’t seem to shake it
Everyone is starting to realize what’s going on I’ve got the veto and I’m gonna play it

And if you knew how much I’m stealing
You know how much in trouble I would be!

Never gonna give them up
As long as I’m around
Even though you say that I’m supposed to
I know you’re gonna try
l’ll continue with my lies
Cease and desist or I will sue you


Never gonna give them up
As long as I’m around
Even though you say that I’m supposed to
I know you’re gonna try
l’ll continue with my lies
Cease and desist or I will sue you


Never gonna give them up
As long as I’m around
Even though you say that I’m supposed to
I know you’re gonna try
l’ll continue with my lies
Cease and desist or I will sue you

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